bulletbutt:

So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”

I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:

“Because I’m full of bees”

I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.

(Source: fireyams, via awkkwa)

kawaiians:

I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM

(Source: niichainz, via morningwriter)

  • Me: *sees skeleton decorations in store*
  • Me: *breathes*
  • Mom: no

aestheticgoddess:

Actually real, not edited, colored sandstone mountains in Zhangye Danxia Landform Geological Park in China

(via your-smoking-neighbor)

wander-to-the-stars-above:

The first stabbings have just took place in George Square, the streets are like a war zone right now. I cannot say this enough, please stay indoors if you are in the Glasgow area tonight. Keep yourself safe, your life is far more important than our independence. 

(via milanitaly)

annmariexrose:

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

(via ottersinovercoats)

raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

(via milanitaly)

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