bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

(via throwtheoctopus)

officialunitedstates:

take four years of spanish so you can speak spanish at a 3 year old level

(via throwtheoctopus)

thranduilings:

frxdo:

idc if it’s true or not this headline is all that matters to me. x

(via throwtheoctopus)

the-art-of-fangirling:

anniesscreams:

WHEN AUTHORS SAY THEY DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THEIR CHARACTERS AFTER THE BOOK ENDS?? YES YOU DO. YES YOU DO STOP.

peter van houten

(via 0versizedhoodies)

  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
asbestos-kneecaps asked:
YOU MAY NOT ANSWER THIS ASK UNTIL A YEAR HAS PASSED

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

casually smacks my own ass while I get dressed

(via anotherkinkybiboy)

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

ITS MOTHERFUCKIN JULY

(Source: breakfastburritosattiffanys, via w1nc3st)

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

(Source: jesusthelastairbender, via ottersinovercoats)

xxx-sirs-submissive-bitch-xxx:

lady-tromboss:

this hit me like a load of bricks.

Someone tell me who this is so I can look the video up??

(Source: youtubenutcase)

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